What if those evangelists can have it their way and put all the souls on earth under one banner? There’s no one left to check your six.
But nevermind that, I was driving for a friend’s family for eid al fitr visits. After hours of driving and crazy bastards on crowded and dark intercity roads, we reached their relative’s house at 10 pm. Woke up in the morning, they took me to the back of the house with this view beyond their kitchen…
And then the head of the house said “see those two trees yonder? Our backyard is up till there…”
I couldn’t care less… and went to “our” side-yards to harvest kilograms after kilograms of oranges.